Do Something! Always!!

fox has a different taste Mr Rabbit


Once upon a time a peaceful eagle was sitting on top of a tree doing nothing and just gazing through time.
A rabbit came running under the tree and asked the Eagle "may i also sit under the tree and do nothing".The eagle answered "yeah why not".So rabbit also just sat there .
Suddenly a fox came and attacked the Rabbit and digested it.

END OF STORY

Moral of the story:To sit and do nothing you have to be sitting on the top.

Small talk

let us try to have more of him in our heads than in our pockets!

wITHERING WISDOM

If you cant measure something it does not mean that it is not present.

Withering Wisdom

How many mechanics does it take to screw a man?
ans :2 classical and quantum

TIME wRAP!!!!!!

While everyone was celebrating that I couldn't join the festival celebration.I was inside behind my study table doing my time with Miss.November on Playboy.But after long abuses from my subconscious brain I went to study physics,thinkingh about people like me who are torn apart b/w playboy and H.C.V . Cursing Newton I went into my wardrobe and turned on the TIME MACHINE button...........................................and here i was in 16th century clothes on top 0f an apple tree.......................and this is now what happened.... this is wat i said to the guy sitting below the tree.........................

Hey dont you sit here tight
A guy is gonna come with hair all white,
The laws soooner will make you hit,
He's gonna say its all shit.

Yeah yo do look out for a fruit coming down!!,
Or am gonna pimp you like a clown.

Newton:So wat do u say my lame friend?

Take down your wig and let the sprouts grow.
Check that blonde out you might make a go!,
Dare! you think about any motionbefore night,
I gotta notion you gonna do all right.

Now you are a bro I pronounce....

And its time,
and looks loke you are gonna do all fine,
For now i gotta treat another whit haired douche called Einstien!


P.S no offence to GAYS,JERKS ,NERDS....
P.S no ofence again
P.S look out for spelling nmistakes................

Once upon a NIGHT!!!!!

Sometimes it happens ,u are lying in your bed with a pillow imagining things and smiling slowly and then laughing suddenly,....(well surlely that dosent happen with anybody) .... and ur mom SLAPS the hell out of u to bring u into ur sences (meaning to say wake u up!)


hERE I had completed my work and and was going for a sleep

SINCE I HAD been doing physics...there was a problem which turned into a joke regarding moment of Inertia
I present it in the form how a conversation b/w a teacher and a student....

TEACHER:There is a man standing on the center of the disc. Then find out the moment of Inertia of the man.
STUDENT:hmmmmmmn.....(looking left ,right.............making a face )
STUDENT:(STILL SCRATCHING HIS FACE WITH MIDDLE FINGER)....
STUDENT:mam it depends upon the fact that how hot is the girl standing in front of him
,If the girl is hot the moment of inertia increases,and if lame the moment of inertia may decrease or remain constant !!!
P.S THIS a pHysics joke!!! so dont curse me!!
P.S stop looking down for more P.S.

WITHERING WISDOM

This is something i will be imparting from time to time...........

"IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR DREAMS ALIVE THEN KEEP SLEEPING"