TIME wRAP!!!!!!

While everyone was celebrating that I couldn't join the festival celebration.I was inside behind my study table doing my time with Miss.November on Playboy.But after long abuses from my subconscious brain I went to study physics,thinkingh about people like me who are torn apart b/w playboy and H.C.V . Cursing Newton I went into my wardrobe and turned on the TIME MACHINE button...........................................and here i was in 16th century clothes on top 0f an apple tree.......................and this is now what happened.... this is wat i said to the guy sitting below the tree.........................

Hey dont you sit here tight
A guy is gonna come with hair all white,
The laws soooner will make you hit,
He's gonna say its all shit.

Yeah yo do look out for a fruit coming down!!,
Or am gonna pimp you like a clown.

Newton:So wat do u say my lame friend?

Take down your wig and let the sprouts grow.
Check that blonde out you might make a go!,
Dare! you think about any motionbefore night,
I gotta notion you gonna do all right.

Now you are a bro I pronounce....

And its time,
and looks loke you are gonna do all fine,
For now i gotta treat another whit haired douche called Einstien!


P.S no offence to GAYS,JERKS ,NERDS....
P.S no ofence again
P.S look out for spelling nmistakes................

Once upon a NIGHT!!!!!

Sometimes it happens ,u are lying in your bed with a pillow imagining things and smiling slowly and then laughing suddenly,....(well surlely that dosent happen with anybody) .... and ur mom SLAPS the hell out of u to bring u into ur sences (meaning to say wake u up!)


hERE I had completed my work and and was going for a sleep

SINCE I HAD been doing physics...there was a problem which turned into a joke regarding moment of Inertia
I present it in the form how a conversation b/w a teacher and a student....

TEACHER:There is a man standing on the center of the disc. Then find out the moment of Inertia of the man.
STUDENT:hmmmmmmn.....(looking left ,right.............making a face )
STUDENT:(STILL SCRATCHING HIS FACE WITH MIDDLE FINGER)....
STUDENT:mam it depends upon the fact that how hot is the girl standing in front of him
,If the girl is hot the moment of inertia increases,and if lame the moment of inertia may decrease or remain constant !!!
P.S THIS a pHysics joke!!! so dont curse me!!
P.S stop looking down for more P.S.

WITHERING WISDOM

This is something i will be imparting from time to time...........

"IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR DREAMS ALIVE THEN KEEP SLEEPING"

omg! my first post......."duh! get over it omg is freakin old"

YES people this blog is for the following people:

*Those who have made an impression UPON THEIR COMPUTER STOOLS.
(seriously guys get up and let the air in!)
*Those who have burned their fingerprints while chatting and now wish to pursue a criminal career
like running off from public toilets without flushing.
*Those have developed a colony of spiders and webs in there armpits because they cant life there hands from the keyboard and mouse.


So i have introduced myself!

And this is what the blog is all about...........
As the name suggests i will be posting some humorous stuff up here and you got to be pretty intelligent or bogus to understand it.....KIDDING.......a pea brain or HOMER simpson can even comprehend it....

YOU GUYS CAN TOO POST LINKS TO YOUTUBE VIDS ETC...........

i will publish it with your name................
so enough with introductions.....................



LET THE ERA !! BEGIN>>!!!!!!

p.s NO PORN VIDS
p.s. always read p.s.